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Eo tempore luppiter multas curas habebat quod homines deos non diligebant et officia sua non faciebant. Deos deasque igitur convocavit et dixit eis: “Quid de hominibus faciemus? Nos eos creavimus sed nunc ei nos non laudant.” Neptunus, qui est deus marium, dixit: “Homines vivere non debent nam isti mali sunt. Quoniam homines solum in terra vivere possunt, eos aquā delere poterimus.” Sed Venus, quae est dea amoris, dixit: “Amici, mors sola satis non est. Poenam peiorem invenire debemus.” Tum Minerva, quae est dea sapientiae artiumque, sententiam suam dixit: “In animo magnam poenam habeo. Haec poena homines terrebit et eis multas insidias habebit. Nomen poenae est lingua Latina. Multi discipuli cum hac lingua multum tempus agent. Otium numquam habebunt. Fabulae sententiaeque stultae eos ad nauseam ducent. Nemo fugire poterit.” Hanc sententiam dei deaeque laudaverunt, et Minerva, plena insidiarum, linguam Latinam creavit. Et semper post hoc tempus discipulos lingua Latina castigavit.

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At that time the men of the gods Jupiter, did not love the many cares, and he may not have had whatever he did. Gods and goddesses, therefore, called to him and said to them: "And what, as we do? Praise him, We be not created, but now We have made them. "Neptune, who is the god of the sea, he said:" No one ought to live not for those evil people are. Because men have only they can live on land, we shall be able to destroy them with the waters. "But it Venus, the goddess of love, which is, he said to them: 'Friends, Death alone is not sufficient. We ought to find a penalty which is worse. "Then Minerva, the goddess of wisdom and the arts, which is the sentence that He said:" In my mind I have a great punishment. This punishment the men he will have them in many ways. His punishment is language. Many students with a lot of time in this language and do penance. Leisure never recover. Tales of those stupid ideas lead to nausea. No one will be able to escape. "This is the judgment of God and goddesses, they shouted, and Minerva, and, full of snares study English when he created the earth. And the time of the disciples, after that he always chastised the Latin language.